1.31.2007

So wait. What's this?

I bought one of those frozen burrito things over at the grocery store this morning. Yeah, yeah, wretched excess, yada yada, OK. But hey, baby, once in a while you've just got to let go, ya know?

So anyway here on the package it says this: "Previously handled frozen for your protection."

Ahhh. Think maybe they just left the punctuation out? Could be - there's no punctuation anywhere on the package except maybe in that little tiny list of ingredients and no way am I gonna read that. Oh no. Or maybe it just means look, if there are any germs on this thing they're frozen so don't worry, all you have to do is thaw them out?

I think I'm sorry I asked.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Might be good with a little butter.

Ted Compton said...

Yeah, well, as long as the butter doesn't have to be frozen too.