In Illinois, reports Inside Higher Ed (I used to know an Ed but he was one of the lower ones, I'm thinking) (yes, I'm wandering off the topic here a little, you're right) - in Illinois, as I was saying, a professor from Southern Illinois University at Carbondale flunked a state-required ethics test recently by completing it too quickly. (In fact, now that you mention it, I used to know a guy called Fast Ed but that's a little off the topic too.)
Meanwhile, from skippy and a semi-sane mad woman comes news of a police chief in Kewaskum, Wisconsin, who accidentally drove past a school bus with its light flashing and promptly issued himself a $235 traffic ticket and penalized himself 4 points on his license.
It's pretty cold in Wisconsin, so if he got outside his car to write himself the ticket he probably did it pretty fast - too fast for Illinois, would be my guess.
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