Well then, there you go!

By a combination of luck and design, Democrats seem to be fielding an uncommonly high number of uncommonly good-looking candidates.

Thanks, WaPo!

"Some on Capitol Hill muse," the Washington Post says (like, yeah, musing is something else that goes on there), "the beauty gap between parties" might determine the outcome of next month's election.

Beauty gap? Whoa. Missile gaps are about all I can handle. Beauty gaps are just tooooo much.

And then there's still the possibility Karl Rove may engineer an "October surprise." And what if it's...makeovers? Yeah. What then?