10.26.2006

Saving Florida from drug-crazed grandmas.

(BILL MAHER - HUFFPO) - Last year, Florida's Levy County introduced drug testing for library volunteers. Whose average age is between 60 and 85. The volunteers were required to drive to another city - Gainesville - and urinate in a cup "within hearing distance" of a laboratory monitor. That'll teach 'em for offering to work for free. "Okay, grandma, now get pissing. And I'd better hear a nice even unbroken stream."

"The last time," Maher says, "a librarian did something really stupid and reckless on drugs was when Laura married George."

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