10.25.2006

The Iraq FAQ.

Q. Do we have a timeline for Iraq?
A. No, we have benchmarks.

Q. What kind of benchmarks?
A. The kind that describe “what we intend to do and...when we intend to do it.”

Q. So...
A. Don't make me repeat myself.

Q. Will we stay the course in Iraq?
A. Yes. No. Yes.

Q. Do we have patience?
A. Yes, but not immediate patience.

Q. Do you know what that means?
A. No.

Q. Do Democrats understand how dangerous the world is?
A. I question.

Q. Do Republicans?
A. They're scared shitless.

Q. If Democrats win control of Congress will that be a victory for the insurgents?
A. Yes.

Q. So then, Faux News is scared shitless too?
A. Do bears shit in the woods?

Q. That's a question. And a tasteless one, at that.
A. Oh.

Q. Where are people in Washington, DC, dancing these days?
A. In the end zone.

Q. Will we need to send more troops to Iraq?
A.There is no intent to bring more U.S. troops into Iraq at this time. The general was merely saying, as he has said consistently since taking command of the Multi-National Force Iraq that all options are on the table. He will ask for what is needed. He has made no such request to date."

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