“I did not have computer with that 14-year old girl”

News Stories - Tampa Bay's 10 News - WTSP:

Brian J. Doyle, DOB 4/7/50, the Deputy Press Secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's Office of Public Affairs in Washington, D.C., was arrested this evening at his residence in Silver Springs, Maryland, on 23 Polk County charges related to the use of a computer to seduce a child and transmitting harmful materials to a minor.

Turns out she was a cop. Well, a girl too, but mostly a cop. Cop is the main part. Sorry about that, Dude.

At least he's got the right job title. Now it's a public affair.