Go figure: There is an Iowa.

And it sounds like a helluva place.

An Iowa Town's Story Told in Portraits 21 Years Apart - New York Times:

“I shoot 'em, bleed 'em, then skin 'em,” reads the text between Mr. Feldstein's 1984 portrait of Mr. Lindley, in jeans and a cowboy hat and a dark mustache, and the 2006 image of him with salt-and-pepper hair, in billowy camouflage pants that emphasize his larger belly. “One thing I do if kids are around is I cut out the eye (it's a little smaller than a golf ball) and I swish it around in my mouth.”

Oh. Sorry. You haven't had breakfast yet? Well don't worry. It'll wear off by noon.

There are some pictures. None of eyeball swishing. That I noticed. You have to register to read it but that's free. The story, I mean. Of course.