Guess who's less popular than Trickshot Dick.

OK that's a tough one, so here's a clue.

Michael Jackson, who was alleged of sexually harassing an underage boy, and American football player O.J. Simpson, who caused a huge clamor for being suspected of murdering his wife in 1994, each maintained 25 percent and 29 percent favorable impression rates, respectively.

Not them.

No, Cheney's rating came in at 18 percent. And the only person (well, other than thee and me) less popular (as noted here on the weirdly encoded donga.com) is...

wait for it...

Paris Hilton.

But that might change when Trickshot's car wash video comes out.