“It shows you what I think is a pretty common reality,” said Roy Domazlicky, an urban waterfowl project manager for the Illinois Department of Natural Resources. “Peoples' opinion about these geese vary greatly. And the conflict is similar with a lot of wildlife. ”It's harder managing the people than the animals, to some regard.“So this semi-retired trombone-playing Baptist from the far 'burbs ”accidentally, sort of“ pops a goose with a pellet gun (this guy could be Vice Presidential material) while trying to shoo it out of the driveway and some Commie pinko bird-smooching neighbor gets ”irate,“ gives him up to the coppers who negotiate a surrender and now the popgun guy's up for ”unlawful taking of a migratory waterfowl.“
Ain't easy managing those people, you got that right.
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