12.27.2023

Name the exact moment…

After this year, we’re all majoring in Taylor Swift

I was unaware of the depth of Swift scholarship until I arrived at Indiana University’s Buskirk-Chumley Theater on a lovely fall morning — and picked up a schedule that offered lectures such as “Aesthetic Jurisdiction, Parasocial Engagement, and Negative Space Intellectual Property in the Taylor Swift Fandom.”
…you realized you were just plain too damn old.

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