Fat chance

With September around the corner, it won’t be long until Daylight Saving Time ends.

Firstly, why are we talking about this? Daylight Saving Time ends in November, doesn't it?

“This ritual of changing time twice a year is stupid," Sen. Marco Rubio says.

 And that too. Marco should know.

Not only that…

On Nov. 5, clocks at 2 a.m. dial back an hour, giving people an extra hour of sleep.

…it never does. Not once, ever, have I ever got an extra hour of sleep from Daylight Saving Time. I stay up later the night before or I wake up earlier in the morning or something, I don't know, but it never works. I wish people would just stop saying that. 

Anyway, this.