10.19.2019

Vote for me and I will fix college football

Looking over today's college football schedule I've decided change must be made. Ohio State, I noticed, beat Northwestern earlier this week by a score of 52 to 3. This kind of score, big teams beating up on little teams, has become way too common.

So in my administration (ahem) I will create a brand new conference and call it the Big 14 (there are 14 teams in the Big 10 but they're not using the name, so I will). Let's call the Big 14 a "prize conference." Every year, the top 14 teams in the college football rankings will play the following year in the Big 14, scheduling games only with other conference members.

Let them play each other for a year, and give the rest of us a break.

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