Everything is a band name now

In fact, that'd be a good name for a band, wouldn't it? Everything? If it's not already being used. 

I taught my phone to set a four-minute timer when I say "black tea." Turns out there is a band named "Black Tee" and if I don't say "black tea" just the right way I get music. At least it's called music. Or maybe it isn't any more. I'm not sure I want to know. I am sure I don't want to hear it.

I'm trying not to find out what happens when I say "green tea."