So Amazon Prime's released a new TV show called "The Patriot," which is about…

…well, it's about an American spook carrying money to Iran to influence an Iranian election in favor of the candidate the U.S. prefers. Except as we of course all know Russia won the recent U.S. election and Russia is already an ally of Iran, so maybe the money that the U.S. sends to Iran will be forwarded to Russia which will use it to influence more U.S. elections and thereby get more money for Iran. Or who knows. It's all very confusing. Maybe the FBI can figure it out.