If President the Donald wants to fix something maybe he could start with this

ME: I'd like an Egg McMuffin and a black coffee.
HE: Cream or sugar?
ME: Aaaaaaiii
[Later I stop by a drugstore where a cashier is trying to log herself into her terminal. It's a touchscreen, but her fingernails are so long she can't touch it….]

On second thought, maybe he should start with something easier.

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