Finally, an explanation we can all understand

Conservatives and liberals drink different beer - Salon.com

Or wait. What?

"Admit it: We’ve kind of known all along that many successful brands in the marketplace are, in their overall cultural meaning, right-wing."

I won’t bother to mention Salon is a brand—I get it, “many successful” leaves miles of wriggle room. So much, in fact, it makes this statement pretty much meaningless. But I’ll say it anyway: This is very possibly the most purely dopey thing I’ve ever heard anybody say. And that covers a whole lot of ground.