Actually, that's more like THE POINT OF THE FREAKING GAME

Undernews: Deflategate update:

"But in the meantime, outside analysts have been looking into other aspects of the Patriots' game — and some of what they've found seems fairly suspicious. Like the fact that the Patriots seem to fumble balls at shockingly low rates."

Next, they’ll be cheating if they win. (How can that be fair?)

Meanwhile, your humble blogger has been accessorized.