Here it is, just two days after Thanksgiving, and already I'm dreaming about a peanut butter sandwich. But wait!

Peanut Butter And Jelly Racist? Portland School Principal Ties Sandwich To White Privilege

"‘What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?’ Gutierrez said, according to the Tribune. ‘Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.’"