But of course they would never do that here

Dios Mío! Pentagon's Latest Weapon in Colombian Drug War? Soap Operas | Danger Room | Wired.com:

"According to the request, the Army wants a potential contractor to write and produce a total of 20 radio novela episodes for an Army MISO team (Military Information Support Operations) based in Colombia, with eight episodes that “convey messages that promote demobilization,” or encouraging armed groups to put down their weapons. Another eight “shall convey messages that counter recruitment of target audiences (TAs) into illegal armed groups.”"