I was just having an incredibly mouth-watering dream about a hamburger – a big, juicy, delicious-looking hamburger – when the alarm clock went off this morning. I hit the snooze button, of course, but it was already too late. The burger was gone.
So I got up and flipped open my news page and the first article I read (after last night's basketball score – go Huskies) was about how eating red meat can kill you. Well, me.
A faster snooze button is what I need.
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