The trillion-dollar coin trick…

…everybody's talking about is a cute idea but my guess is if we all sent in the bowls, jars, and boxes of pennies we have lying around the house somewhere we have plenty of cash to run the country for another century or two.

Oh, and…

So let's mint The Coin out of platinum!Though objections there be, we may flatten 'em.There are ways besides cash'Round the Debt Ceiling clash,But there's nothing as clever as that in 'em.

…new to our Work Avoidance List, Limericks Économiques.