Just say four

This may surprise some but I've been down to one cup of coffee per day for several months now, and that one is the small-black-to-go I pick up at McDonald's every morning on my walk. Meanwhile, I've taken to drinking tea like a fiend. I have developed a taste for the tea, but tea drinkers are worse than wine drinkers when it comes to nitpicking every little thing. And what do they mean when they say "brew 3 to 5 minutes?" Calm down, earthlings. Do you think we're going to boot up the atomic clock just to make a cup of tea? Three to five is four. Just say four.