5.23.2012

Started grim, got grimmer

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Chicago Cubs Can Reelect Obama.

Obama’s reelection hopes are now subject to the whims of the economy and, perhaps more distressingly, to the Chicago Cubs. In fact, Obama’s best hope for reelection is the Cubs’ timely climb up the National League Central Standings.

We who have watched the Cubbies loose a pennant in the bottom of the ninth cringe.

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