3.31.2012

Deals you can't refuse

News Desk: The Next President Needs Your Help : The New Yorker

Dear Supporter,

As you know, our candidate, Newt Gingrich—despite the consensus among historians that he will be more effective than all previous Presidents combined—has recently run into some fundraising difficulty. Therefore, we are announcing the following changes to campaign policy.…

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