2.26.2012

OK, let's talk about something else then

Obama pressed to open emergency oil stocks - FT.com

The Obama administration is coming under growing pressure to cool petrol prices by releasing emergency stocks of oil.

However, critics say this would be the wrong response to the wrong problem at the wrong time.

Here's something: If the silent movie wins, I'm turning Republican. Really. Silent movies are un-American. Republican's want to turn back the clock, sure, but not that far. Fifty years, only. Or sixty. Or so. But not that far.

Although the truth is, I sometimes think about becoming a Republican anyway. You can think anything you want to think (freethink!) and it doesn't even have to be true. So anything is possible. What's wrong with colonies on the moon? 

Democrats are always worrying about things. Shrimp with no eyes—what does a shrimp need to see anyway? Leaky pipelines—so what, it's Nebraska. Have you ever frigging been to Nebraska? There's nothing there.

What's with these Democrats getting all worked up about the price of oil?

Frack.

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