12.27.2011

A really bad night in Pennsylvania

Man Calls 911 to Report Hookers' Breach of Contract - Lowering the Bar

The defendant said he was able to get in just one grope, and that "following that act, the two females took his money and left ...." That is indeed disappointing, but the 911 call to report it was ill-advised. First, it wasn't an emergency; second; it might not even have been a crime; but most importantly, third, reporting it involved an admission of guilt. This was not lost on the officer, who then "informed the Defendant that he was under arrest for Patronization of Prostitution." The man was apparently then booked and released.

From which he learned nothing at all.…

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