2.08.2010

A wasted day

Maybe it's some kind of jambalaya hangover (was that a great game or what?) or maybe I just haven't recovered my senses yet from enduring Palin's incoherent speech on Saturday or Friday or whenever it was, I'm just trying to forget it ever happened, or possibly it's just that I'm tired of all this cold and just want to hibernate. Whatever. I'm sort of taking the day off today.

But here are five more words:

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


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