From a list of puns forwarded by Formerly From California Charlie:
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
And five more words from the Washington Post contest (remember, the objective was to start with any word, then add, subtract, or change one letter and supply a new definition) noted by our Midwest Bureau:
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
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