KISSIMMEE, FLORIDA (January 7, 2010) - Full body scanning machines proposed in major airports may involve an image received by screeners of travelers in their “altogether,” but all together, scanning makes sense. So endorses the American Association for Nude Recreation (www.AANR.com), the oldest and largest group representing nudists in the US and Canada....
Adds Schuttauf [the organization's executive director], “...And as an added bonus, you can add the experience to your ‘bucket list’ as a virtual dipping of one’s toe into taking a Nakation - that’s a nudist vacation!”
[The referenced web page is also cited for spelling "all together" three ways - extra points if you spot all three. -CiC]
Meanwhile, the Empire's own R&D department is hard at work on amping up one of those full-body scanners to not only detect weapons and contraband but also give each victim subject happy traveler an all-over, everywhere tan. Dude, we'll all be rich, rich, rich.
6 comments:
Should you use "largest" and "oldest" in the same sentence as "nudist"?
Rich, rich rich.
I like your idea but I think I would also offer metallic tatoos so the happy travelers can write thought-provoking messages on their bodies for our rubber-gloved friends, the helpful TSA body scanners.
New frontiers in graffiti.
Nude frontiers.
Nude frontiers. I like it.
I'm just waiting for the Celebrity Body Scan web site.
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