Lean, mean, and clean

And no, I don't mean surgically sterile or anything like that, I just mean somewhat less grungy than things are now. And just somewhat less...well, just somewhat less. So that leaves mean, and mean I can do all day. Which, the way I see it, gives me a 33.3 percent success rate right there on this year's New Year's resolutions, and maybe even better with a little luck and, say, half an hour of dusting. Better than most. Years, I mean.

At first, I was going to resolve not to make resolutions, and you can see how well that turned out.