WTF?

wtf, originally uploaded by tedcompton.

I go out today for a little stroll, looking awesomely cool in my summer straw hat - of course the problem with being on the cutting edge of fashion is you start walking out in a hat and next thing Johnny Depp wants in on the act and now I'm reading just about everybody in Manhattan is wearing a fedora or at least a hat of some kind, if we get much cooler around here we will bring on a new Ice Age - anyway, like I was saying, I'm out walking and I run across this sign. WTF does it mean? Really. Is somebody putting hearts in a safe somewhere? And why am I just finding out? Or maybe they mean it metaphorically, as in you can't get your heart broken here, in which case, what's the point? Exactly.

I don't get it. At all.