Imagine my relief

She hates pantyhose! She loves her girls! She shops at Target…and pronounces it Tar-get, not Tar-jay! She loved Sex and the City! She eats bacon for breakfast (no halal food here, folks)! She’s not above talking with her mouth full…of granola!

As they’ve been reporting yesterday and this morning in the mainstream (read: non-US Weekly) media...

[From CJR: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantyhose]