Dude, there's gotta be a better way to do primaries. Next time let's put 'em all on an island somewhere, I say, all the presidential wannabes, both parties, and vote one off every week, Survivor style. It'd be a whole lot more fun than this. And more responsible: It'd eliminate the need for all that campaign financing - this one would actually make money - and it would keep the eventual winner out of the country for the longest possible time.
Plus, as an extra added benefit, we could get to watch them all eat worms.
2 comments:
no, wait, even better:
let's put 'em all on an island. that is all.
you're right! that's better!
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