8.16.2007

Truth in advertising: "Force protection" guys get it on

Bearing the oh-so-precious slogan of "protect your gun at all times," A.L.S Technologies was handing out bright blue condoms at this week's Force Protection Equipment Demonstration in Quantico, a "can't miss" defense show.

(Newest Defense Swag: Condoms - Danger Room)


Oh yeah, Bunky. "Large Caliber Muzzle Protectors," we're not kidding here. At the force protection (get it? huh? huh?) show.

Listen up, men: Don't be fooled. What they're really trying to say is play with ours.

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