What a wimp, that Harvard duck

Yeah of course, the Harvard duck is the one with the little sailor hat. And it's too windy for the Harvard duck, I guess, because it keeps blowing down to the end of the puddle lake and tipping over. The pure-bred Michigan racing duck (that's the one with the shades, man) is doing fine but the Harvard duck can't handle it. And I'm gonna have to give it a bath before it poses for the official calendar portrait, I'm afraid.