3.26.2007

Maybe there's some sort of magic one-third

MOUNTAIN VIEW, California (Reuters) - A little under one-third of U.S. households have no Internet access and do not plan to get it, with most of the holdouts seeing little use for it in their lives, according to a survey released on Friday.

Ya think?

I mean, how many people still like George Bush? About a third.

How many people still support the war in Iraq? About a third.

How many people think the world will end on Wednesday? Oh, about a third.

How many people have never heard of Anna Nicole Smith? I'd guess about a third.

I'm not saying it's always the same third, you understand. But it's always a third.

And yeah, Anna Nicole Smith is Google bait.

Link: Yahoo! News

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