3.10.2007

Wait, wait!

I am authorized to tell you of an important development: The Ann Coulter Project is being shut down. We all agree it was a smashing success, but Ann’s latest stunt — calling Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards a “faggot” — was simply too much. It’s only a matter of time before the right wing figures out that “Ann” is just an actress hired by progressives to parody right-wing kooks and destabilize their movement. In light of that, we’re going to pull the plug now.
(The Carpetbagger Report)

Yeah, I like it all right. But "hired by progessives" is wussy. How about, "hired by Hillary's camp"? The "camp" thing sounds real good, don't you think? And I'm telling you, Hillary's camp is the camp around here. I'm thinking, for the next 18 months or so any time there's anything embarrassing about anybody in the news you can just say "Hillary's camp" and everybody you say it to will nod and say, "Uh huh.

"I knew that."

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