Reaching a new geezer milestone.

I came home from work at noon and noticed there was something in the microwave. It was the butter.

OK, the microwave is right next to the fridge so it was pretty close. Right? At least? And anyway it wasn't real butter, it was sissy butter - you know, the kind that comes in a tub and is made out of, whatever, stuff, and maybe sorta tastes like butter but isn't butter, really. Which is a kind of geezer milestone right there, come to think about it.

Still, when you find your butter in the microwave that's got to be another geezer milestone, I'm pretty sure.