5.27.2006

Saturday.

Blogger was pretty much bluggered yesterday so some of the stuff I posted didn't appear, either that or they've installed some sort of bozo filter. We shall see. I will not desist. (A little something for the grammar Nazis there.)

Meanwhile here's something to contemplate. A bunch of geezers running around loose in Central Florida have managed to cause a local spike in STDs.
"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

And I always thought they went there for the sun. Or the shuffleboard.

Local doctors count a plentitude of Viagra and a dearth of sex education among causes.
"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.

That's plenty, Richard. Thank you.

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