Meanwhile here's something to contemplate. A bunch of geezers running around loose in Central Florida have managed to cause a local spike in STDs.
"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."
And I always thought they went there for the sun. Or the shuffleboard.
Local doctors count a plentitude of Viagra and a dearth of sex education among causes.
"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.
That's plenty, Richard. Thank you.
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