Elon Musk to be let inside Fort Knox depository to inspect gold reserves
Elon and his Dogies are worried about the gold stored on a heavily guarded military post in Kentucky, but no concern yet — none that I can find, anyway — for a Trumpian plan…
Trump signs order to establish strategic bitcoin reserve
…to bury a "strategic reserve" of pretend money in a pretend hole — maybe a make-believe abandoned salt mine — in some pretend U.S. location. Iowa? Who knows?
Which may not be the craziest thing to have emerged from the seemingly endless 47 days since the last Presidential inauguration — confusing "transgenic" and "transgender" is still in the running — but it's close.
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