If Twinkies go, we are lost

Shoppers Are Skimping on Cigarettes, Doritos and Twinkies

Hershey is trying to boost sales across at least 40% of its convenience store customers with its so-called “gold standard planogram,” which uses data to determine details like the best mix of king- and standard-size candy bars on shelves in a given store. The company is also boosting marketing for core convenience-store brands like Heath, Almond Joy and Mounds, Hershey said.

They may insist on bringing measles back. And, you know, nuclear war. But a world without Twinkies is a horror to great to bear.