The Donald, as you no doubt know, has instructed the mint to quit manufacturing pennies. But not to worry. It appears there are hundreds of billions of them already in circulation. A couple thousand of them, maybe more, are in a bowl on my chest of drawers. And I am willing to sell them, if you are running out, for a mere three cents apiece. They cost 3.75 cents each to mint, apparently, so that's a bargain. You're welcome.
In other cost-saving news, Elon's hit squad has a web site now. Gaze upon it and feel enriched.
(How it winds up with a .gov URL I can not say.
(But I can guess.)
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