1.07.2025

Joy is greatly overrated

OK, maybe you've already figured that out. But if last year's experience with joy wasn't enough to do it, here's more.

In freezing temperatures, swimmers in China plunge into a river for health and joy

They first had to carve out a pool in the Songhua River, thawing the 10-centimeter (4-inch) thick ice that froze overnight. Then they stripped down and, one by one, plunged into the bone-chilling waters of the pool about 10 meters (33 feet) long. 

Some said their limbs were already numb when the air temperature fell to minus 13 degrees Celsius (8 degrees Fahrenheit).

See what I mean?

Anyway, why dive into an icy river when all you have to do is win Duke's Mayo Bowl?

Imagine having 5 gallons of mayonnaise dumped over your head.


Or you could try out to be a dumper. That sounds like fun.

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