It's back: An Onion you can wrap fish in

The Onion’s cutting edge: paper

"Regular deliveries of multipurpose layered cellulose fibres."

From its beginnings as a campus newspaper in the late 1980s, The Onion has become America's most reliable (-ly funny) newspaper online. Now it returns to print, 

"Americans demand new form of media to bridge entertainment gap while looking from laptop to phone." it reports.

[H/T Shawn]