This is why I don't worry about life on other planets

State agency looking into reports in Mass. of winged ants that fly

One person in Jamaica Plain took to Reddit to report what they described as a three-block radius “swarming with small flying ants; people’s cars are covered in them, people being chased back into their homes because you can’t walk around without them going into your mouth and nose.”

Wicked gross.

There's plenty of life right here to worry about.

Some bug expert says these are just regular ants mating, but still…imagine not being able to have a peaceful picnic even in mid-air.

[And by the way, headline writer, you wouldn't expect winged ants to just walk, would you?]