Biden and Trump win!

Michigan takeaways: Presidential primaries show warning signs for Trump and Biden

Running against…well…nobody. Sure, there's Nikki, if you insist, in the Republican race. And Biden running against "lesser known candidates," according to the AP. (No kidding.)

Making this thing seem like a horserace sells newspapers and TV (and internet) advertising, and has become a traditional feature of Presidential election years.

Get back to me in mid-October.