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Raunchy celebrity party in Russia draws outrage over ‘nude illusion’ theme

The guests paid a hefty entrance fee of about $11,000 to frolic in outfits of flesh-colored mesh, lace and lingerie, with Ivleeva wearing a diamond body chain worth about $250,000 and one guest, the rapper Vacio, paying homage to a 1980 Red Hot Chili Peppers record cover featuring the band members wearing nothing but a sock.

'Tis the season. Woohoo.

"When the song ["Deck the Halls"] was originally written in the 16th century, 'gay' meant something different than how we use the word today," a random blog helpfully explains. In case you were wondering.

You weren't wondering, were you?