9.21.2023

Want to save the planet? Hold your breath.

 Seriously. When a human exhales, four percent of the breath expelled is carbon dioxide. There are 7.8 billion people on Earth. So if we all just held our breath…

OK, maybe that's a little drastic. But I'm tired of being told global warming or climate change or whatever we're calling it now is my personal fault. I will turn off the one little lamp I still have lit when somebody turns off Times Square.

In the end, George Carlin had it right: We don't need to save the planet. The planet will do just fine by itself. Without us.

Here he is, explaing the whole thing on YouTube.

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