6.26.2021

Beats us, Pentagon says, in its quaint, pentagony way

Most UFO sightings by the military remain unexplained, government report concludes

“There are probably multiple types of UAP requiring different explanations based on the range of appearances and behaviors described in the available reporting.”

 That clears that right up.

UFOs/UAPs (it seems to be optional) are trending again because, well, things aren't going so well these days earthwise and we could use a good alien invasion to take our minds off the actual news. Also, it's nearly Independence Day.

But aliens are not mentioned anywhere in the unclassified version of the Pentagon's recent report, so we are left hoping things are a lot more dire than we imagined. 

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