Somebody needs to get these guys a map

Trillions Of Cicada Aiming To Bugout The Northeastern USA And Spur Swarmageddon Messiness For AI Self-Driving Cars

–From Forbes

You can count around fifteen states in the northeastern part of the country as subject to the burst of cicada activity, including Indiana, Georgia, New York, New Jersey, Tennessee, Virginia, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina, and similarly situated locales.

Indiana is northeastern? Georgia? North Carolina is at least, I guess, "north," but really?